Is it really the same? (joke)?!
Question: Is it really the same!? (joke)!?
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman!."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost!?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in!.
You're not to see that woman again!. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box!.
He paused for a moment, made the money rub the box, and then started to leave!.!.!. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that!. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost!?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped!."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in!.
You're not to see that woman again!. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box!.
He paused for a moment, made the money rub the box, and then started to leave!.!.!. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that!. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on
the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
thats funny
loll
hehe*
i liked it!
keep them coming!!!!!!
great one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
loll
hehe*
i liked it!
keep them coming!!!!!!
great one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious!.
And totally the same!.!.!. hahaha!.
I'm star-ing, *wink wink*
LaceyWww@Enter-QA@Com
And totally the same!.!.!. hahaha!.
I'm star-ing, *wink wink*
LaceyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ya, that is pretty funny!!!
HaHa
lol
hehe
tehe
hahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa
lol
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tehe
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thts awesome!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!. nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol!
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thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!. that was funny!. Here's a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice cheap son of a gun lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
smartWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmbo,
good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao yup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke!.!.!."A-" for you!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol it was cute, not extremely funny, but I liked it!.
Cheers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cheers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thts funny as hell!!!!!
nice joke!.
i starred it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke!.
i starred it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com