Is this a sad story ..?!
Question: Is this a sad story !.!.!?
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry!. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change, and would only get one by marrying a virgin male close to her age!.
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old!. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer!. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married!.
On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie!.
When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed, and everything in the room, and stacked it in one corner of the room!.
Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman!."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like sex with a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"
(don't worry im an aussie its a joke !.!.and i haven't done anything like that !.!.well this year anyway)Www@Enter-QA@Com
She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old!. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer!. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married!.
On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie!.
When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed, and everything in the room, and stacked it in one corner of the room!.
Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman!."
He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like sex with a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"
(don't worry im an aussie its a joke !.!.and i haven't done anything like that !.!.well this year anyway)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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its pretty funny, but some aussies may find it offensiveWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.
a) Jazzy Blu - down here we have Croc's, totally different animal to gators
b) Roo's are f'ing crazy - good luck to him if got one away there!.
Screwin' a Roo - HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
a) Jazzy Blu - down here we have Croc's, totally different animal to gators
b) Roo's are f'ing crazy - good luck to him if got one away there!.
Screwin' a Roo - HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hell no -- it is pretty hilarious!.!.!.Good one!! I got to get down to Australia!.!.!.I hear that alligator wrestling is as popular as soccer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um, not as sad that I wanna cry about it or anything!. Is the end supposed to be funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol that is pretty coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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