The redneck and the goat...?!
Question: The redneck and the goat!.!.!.!?
A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture on the supernatural!. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts!?"About 90 students raise their hands!. "Well, that's a good start!. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost!?" About 40 students raise their hands!."That's really good!. I'm really glad you take this seriously!. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost!?" About 15 students raise their hands!."Has anyone here ever touched a ghost!?" 3 students raise their hands!. "That's fantastic!. Now let me ask you one question further!.!.!. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost!?"Way in the back, Bubba raises! his hand!.The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost!. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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now that was not me !.!. ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That's HILARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've got one:
Why do Scotsmen wear Kilts!?
So the sheep don't hear the zippersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why do Scotsmen wear Kilts!?
So the sheep don't hear the zippersWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahah! amazing,!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ahh rednecks!. The source of all ridicule!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lovely once more again !.A good one againWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood!. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope!.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars!. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures!.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee!. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!.
When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice!. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee!. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge!. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "But what's the dollar for!?"
"Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you!. I asked him what to give you!. He said, 'Screw him!. Give him a dollar!.' The breakfast was my idea!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars!. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures!.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee!. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!.
When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice!. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee!. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge!. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "But what's the dollar for!?"
"Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you!. I asked him what to give you!. He said, 'Screw him!. Give him a dollar!.' The breakfast was my idea!."Www@Enter-QA@Com