Star if you like! please!!!?!


Question: Star if you like! please!!!!?
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject!. It tells you about what had happened in the past!.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history!.
Teacher: Why!?
Student: There is no future in it!.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have!?
Ted: $10!.
Teacher: You don't know maths!.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here!.
David: Yes, mum!?
Mother: You really disappoint me!. Your results are getting worse!.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow!.
Mother: I know that!. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now!.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test!?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So!?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8!.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer!?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room!. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence!. The daughter turned to look at her father!. Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know!?
Daughter: She didn't say anything!.
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Girl: Do you love me!?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me!?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father!?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be!?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg!.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems!. Give me the menu card!.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's!. Did u copy his!?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born!?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir!."
Teacher: "Which part!?"
Student: "All of me, Sir!."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
And 'illegal'!?" Only one hand shot up!.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher!.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is
A sick eagle!."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair!?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir!."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then!."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir!." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- A boy came home from school with his exam results!.
"What did u get!?" asked his father!.
"My marks are under water," said the boy!.
"What do u mean 'under water'!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
these are the best jokes i have ever readWww@Enter-QA@Com

good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Some of these are very good others not as much!. Still worth a star though ***star***Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny ones :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHA!!!!!the funniest is the first and second!.!.!.sum i dont get!.!.!.!.!.!.but most are funny!!!

I gave you a star!! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. some of them are good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

:) I gave u a star well done i will save these for when ever I need a good giggle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. i liked themWww@Enter-QA@Com



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