Does anyone have a good joke today? lets hear it... make it good please??!
Question: Does anyone have a good joke today!? lets hear it!.!.!. make it good please!?!?
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what do micheal jackson and caviar have in common
they both come on little white crackers
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne
acne dont come on ur face til ur 10!.!.!.!.OOHHH!
husband: i dont know why u wear a bra!.!.u have nothing to put in it
wife: u wear briefs dont u!?
did u hear about the 2 gays guys that had an argument inside the bar
they went outside to exchange blowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
they both come on little white crackers
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne
acne dont come on ur face til ur 10!.!.!.!.OOHHH!
husband: i dont know why u wear a bra!.!.u have nothing to put in it
wife: u wear briefs dont u!?
did u hear about the 2 gays guys that had an argument inside the bar
they went outside to exchange blowsWww@Enter-QA@Com
-----One day a farmer walks into the kitchen, where his wife is doing the dishes, with a sheep under his arm!. He then says "This is the pig I have been sleeping with behind your back" The wife turns around and replies "That's not a pig that is a sheep" The husband simply says "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the sheep!."
----- One day two women were in an elevator!. One being a brunette and the other being a blonde!. After going up a couple floors a man with a lot of dandruff walks in!. When the man got off the brunette whispered to the blonde "That man could use some head and shoulders" The blonde whispered back "I know how to give head, but how do you give shoulders!?"
----- Three men are on a boat!. A Chinese, a Mexican and an American!. After a while the boat begins to sink because they men packed too many things!. The Chinese decides to throw out a pack of chopsticks and replies "We have enough of those in China" Next the Mexican decides to throw out a taco and says "We have enough of those in Mexico!. Finally the American picks up the Chinese man and the Mexico man, throws them into the water and says "We already have enough of those in AmericaWww@Enter-QA@Com
----- One day two women were in an elevator!. One being a brunette and the other being a blonde!. After going up a couple floors a man with a lot of dandruff walks in!. When the man got off the brunette whispered to the blonde "That man could use some head and shoulders" The blonde whispered back "I know how to give head, but how do you give shoulders!?"
----- Three men are on a boat!. A Chinese, a Mexican and an American!. After a while the boat begins to sink because they men packed too many things!. The Chinese decides to throw out a pack of chopsticks and replies "We have enough of those in China" Next the Mexican decides to throw out a taco and says "We have enough of those in Mexico!. Finally the American picks up the Chinese man and the Mexico man, throws them into the water and says "We already have enough of those in AmericaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Does this make you laugh,,,, It's the spring, and the baby bear
comes out of his cave!. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck!. He's skin and bones, with
big circles under his eyes!. His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like
you were supposed to!?"
He says, "Hibernate!? Schitt! I thought you said m@sturbate!"
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comes out of his cave!. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck!. He's skin and bones, with
big circles under his eyes!. His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like
you were supposed to!?"
He says, "Hibernate!? Schitt! I thought you said m@sturbate!"
15 hours ago
Source(s):
tomatoWww@Enter-QA@Com
two blondes, one on each side of the river, one yells out "how do you get to the other side!?" the other blonde yells out, "you are on the other side!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest one I know is how people fill up "Jokes & Riddles" asking for jokes & riddles, instead of reading the jokes & riddles!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: a stupid blonde, a smart blonde, and santa claus were playing scrabble!. who won!?
A: the stupid blonde!. the other two dont exist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: the stupid blonde!. the other two dont exist!Www@Enter-QA@Com