Get it??????????????!
Question: Get it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
a man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City!. He is lying
near death on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around!. "A
priest!. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps!.
A policeman checks the crowd!.!.!.
"A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again!.
Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty
years of age!.
"Mr!. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest!. I'm not even a
Catholic!. But for fifty years now I'm living behind St!. Elizabeth's Catholic
Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm listening to the Catholic
litany!. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man!."
The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the
dying man lay!. He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn
voice: "B-4!. I-19!. N-38!. G-54!. O-72!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
near death on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around!. "A
priest!. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps!.
A policeman checks the crowd!.!.!.
"A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again!.
Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty
years of age!.
"Mr!. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest!. I'm not even a
Catholic!. But for fifty years now I'm living behind St!. Elizabeth's Catholic
Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm listening to the Catholic
litany!. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man!."
The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the
dying man lay!. He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn
voice: "B-4!. I-19!. N-38!. G-54!. O-72!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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