Whats the funniest joke you ever heard????!


Question: Whats the funniest joke you ever heard!?!?!?!?
omg, i need a laugh im really stressed and i want to laugh soo please, just tell me a joke!. (stars will help your chances of winning it) if it makes me laugh, i will probably pick it!!! thankxWww@Enter-QA@Com


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How Many Ahead

Three days in a row, a guy walked into the barber shop and asked, "How many people ahead of me!?"
The barber would tell him the number - four, six or whatever!. On the fourth day when he walked in and asked, the barber said "Two," and the guy ran out again!.
"Where in hell does he go when he leaves here!?" the barber asked the room in general!. "Over to your house," came the reply!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast!. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded!.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer!. "What the Hell is this!?!?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out!.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear!?"

She replied with a snicker!.!.!."It's not talcum powder!.!.!.!.!.!.It's 'Miracle Grow'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHAT I HAVE WROTE IS CRUEL!.

My social Studies teacher is severely overweight and at school a classmate says, "Every time she walks the floor goes like this!."
And he stomps on the floor to make a loud booming noise like BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!. The class laughs hysterically, even the teacher!. FUNNY BUT CRUEL!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you get when you cross a blonde and some coffee!?
Something guaranteed to keep you up at night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

every time i see you!.!.!.i smile!
when you walk!.!.!. i laugh!
when you speak!.!.!. i get excited!
for some reason retarded people just amuse the f**k out of me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion !? A piece of *** that will bring tears to your eyes !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

how can you find a blonde waitress!?
shes the one with the tampon behind her ear looking for her pencilWww@Enter-QA@Com

fantastic question!!!! one the best i heard in a while!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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