Does anyone have some clean dirty jokes?!
Question: Does anyone have some clean dirty jokes!?
The type you can read and they only make you mad at them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You ever hear the one about the bear and the sheep who were walking down the road through the woods!.
And as bear do, the bear said, "Hey I need to take a poop!." Well the sheep said that he did too!.
So the bear and the sheep went into the woods and just as the bear was finishing he looked at the sheep and asked, "Does poop stick to your wool!."
And the sheep replied "No!."
So the bear picked up the sheep and wiped his butt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And as bear do, the bear said, "Hey I need to take a poop!." Well the sheep said that he did too!.
So the bear and the sheep went into the woods and just as the bear was finishing he looked at the sheep and asked, "Does poop stick to your wool!."
And the sheep replied "No!."
So the bear picked up the sheep and wiped his butt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why Men are Better
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained
weight
When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop
on every shot of someone crying
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with
you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they
can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7!.50 for a pack of 3
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below your neck
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy
every night
If you're 34 and single, no one notices
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger
seat
Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
You never have to worry about other's feelings
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You can say anything and not worry about what people
think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a damn if someone doesn't notice your
new haircut
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your
buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"
One mood, all the time
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve
yourself to look like him
Same work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone
else's
If you retain water, it is in a canteen
The remote is yours and yours alone
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you
go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would,
he won't tell your friends you've changed
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you might become lifelong buddies
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting
dog is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Phone conversations last 30 seconds
You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
You can open all your own jars
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained
weight
When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop
on every shot of someone crying
You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with
you everywhere you go
You can go to the bathroom alone
Your last name stays put
You can leave a hotel room bed unmade
You can kill your own food
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
You never have to clean the toilet
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Wedding plans take care of themselves
If someone forgets to invite you to something, they
can still be your friend
Your underwear costs $7!.50 for a pack of 3
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
You don't have to shave below your neck
You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy
every night
If you're 34 and single, no one notices
Chocolate is just another snack
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger
seat
Flowers fix everything (or duct tape)
You never have to worry about other's feelings
Three pair of shoes are more than enough
You can say anything and not worry about what people
think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Car mechanics tell you the truth
You don't give a damn if someone doesn't notice your
new haircut
You can watch a game in silence for hours without your
buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"
One mood, all the time
You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve
yourself to look like him
Same work!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.more pay
Gray hair and wrinkles add character
Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100
You don't care if someone is talking behind your back
You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone
else's
If you retain water, it is in a canteen
The remote is yours and yours alone
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you
go to the bathroom
If you don't call your buddy when you said you would,
he won't tell your friends you've changed
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit,
you might become lifelong buddies
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
with a hammer and throw it across the room
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting
dog is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I horseride, and when I saw this, I cracked up =D -
16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider
1!.We have 4 speeds and many positions
2!.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3!.We love getting dirty
4!.We know how to ride our mounts
5!.We perform well with animals
6!.We like to be in control
7!.We’ll ride it for hours
8!.We know how to handle a big girth
9!.We get off easy
10!.We’re always on top
11!.We like it rough
12!.We have our legs spread all day long
13!.We love using whips
14!.Stradling is our natural position
15!.We don’t mind being bucked around
16!.Endurance riders do it longer
P!.S!. Have you seen the posting trot!?!?!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider
1!.We have 4 speeds and many positions
2!.We wear tight pants and tall boots
3!.We love getting dirty
4!.We know how to ride our mounts
5!.We perform well with animals
6!.We like to be in control
7!.We’ll ride it for hours
8!.We know how to handle a big girth
9!.We get off easy
10!.We’re always on top
11!.We like it rough
12!.We have our legs spread all day long
13!.We love using whips
14!.Stradling is our natural position
15!.We don’t mind being bucked around
16!.Endurance riders do it longer
P!.S!. Have you seen the posting trot!?!?!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up!.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short!. You usually talk for two hours!. What happened!?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short!. You usually talk for two hours!. What happened!?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
King coak goes to God with the request for mercy!. God i am being grossly misused, somebody tries me from front n some from back some even dont spare me from there mouth too!.
Son there is one solution to all your problems!. Stop erecting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Son there is one solution to all your problems!. Stop erecting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Clean dirty jokes WTF!Www@Enter-QA@Com