This is old but has it aged well... Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were!


Question: This is old but has it aged well!.!.!. Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a fight!.!?
"I am the most beautiful in the world," said Sleeping Beauty!. "No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb!. I am the smallest in the world," shouted Tom Thumb!. "No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan "I've seduced more women than any person in the world," announced Don Juan!. "No, you haven't" replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty!.

Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would be ideal!. Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he would meet with them one at a time!.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming!. "I am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so!." In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty!. "I am the smallest person in the world!. Merlin agrees!." In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a half later!. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is CONAN sorry !.!.!.!. Bill Clinton!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Haha I had heard it before with other people!. Margaret Thatcher and the ugliest person!. Conan!? Yeah rightttWww@Enter-QA@Com

Good one, and so timely don't you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol heard it b4 but its still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Precious!! Keep 'em rolling!. (insert rolling on floor laughing emoticon)Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAh! a good one!
Kudos to you!Www@Enter-QA@Com



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories