The Goodnight Kiss (joke)?!
Question: The Goodnight Kiss (joke)!?
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home!. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny!. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give me a bl*w job!? Horrified, she replies "Are you mad!? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour!?"
Her: "No, please!. Can you imagine if we get caught!?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way!. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!?!!?"
Her: "No, no, and no!. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl*w job!. Or I can do it!. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it!. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour!?"
Her: "No, please!. Can you imagine if we get caught!?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way!. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!?!!?"
Her: "No, no, and no!. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl*w job!. Or I can do it!. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it!. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Lol, wasn't that a MasterCard commercial too!? Very funny!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=nb3mshCWm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=nb3mshCWm!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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You stole that from a commercial!. But who cares!?
It still made me laugh :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
It still made me laugh :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Samatha get back to work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!. That's worth a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rofl!. Here's a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like that!.LOL!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that spells A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!!
that is SOOOOOO funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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u deserve a star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
u deserve a star =]Www@Enter-QA@Com