Joke: Memory going?!


Question: Joke: Memory going!?
Memory's Going
An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them!. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory!.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down, making notes to help them remember things!. The couple thanked the doctor and left!.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going!?"
He replied, "To the kitchen!."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream!?"
"Sure!."
Then his wife asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it!?"
"No, I can remember that!."
"Well, I also would like some strawberries on top!. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that," his wife said!.
"I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries!."
She replied, "Well, I also would like whipped cream on top!. I know you will forget that!. You had better write it down!."
With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that!." He went into the kitchen!.
After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs!.
She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
well i will give a toast to you
for that one

err what was i doing

OH! yes going for some toast

ERR! have to go wife wants some toast

err where was i going

will some one please tell me what i am supposed to be doing now

OH! yes saying good bye to the neighbours

so before i forget

Hello everyone

what are we doing tonight
or is it day

ERR WHO AM IWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhA!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!!!!! wahahahahahah! =))
great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha!.!.!.nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hilarious that was awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Fantastic!. Clean, no swearing or sex, but very funny !! Brightened up my day! Thanks! Have a great day!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A good one I think!. I forgot the beginning when I got to the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like that!!! HahahahhhhhhhhhhhWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha ha ha i really like that!!! star star star for u! if i don't forget that is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha!.!.!.so who's forgetting what now!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaahaha! thats sooooooo funny (she forgot what she wanted) lol nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very good, wish I can remember it next time I'm in the pub!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL nice and cleanWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yup, that's me all right!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOOOOOOL!.!.!.!.!.nuff said :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

=] I liked that one!. Made me giggle!.

-Wendy-Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!good one thanks :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.nice one!.!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

rflol!.!.!.!.!. thats got to be the funniest one I've heard in a whileWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've got one

Norbert likes to golf but he's getting old and his sight is failing!. He had retired long ago and turned 70 a month ago!. One day he comes back from golf looking sullen!. His wife asks him
'What's wrong dear!?'
'I really am too old!. I can't even play golf any more cos i'm going bloody blind!.'
'Why don't you take Greg along!?'
'What!? He's 103years old!. What can he do about it!?'
'He's still got perfect eyesight!. He can see where your ball went!.'
The next day Norbert takes Greg along!. He putts and the golf ball makes a tink sound before whistling away!.
'Greg, did you see where the ball went!?'
'Of course' Greg replied!.
'where did it go!?'
'I can't remember'Www@Enter-QA@Com



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