I need yo mamma joke please help?!

yo mamma is so dumb she try to commit suicide buy jumping off a curbWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Here are some nice ones:

Yo momma so dumb, she got stuck and locked up in a grocery-store and she starved!.
Yo momma so stupid, she heard the doorbell and ran for the microwave!
Yo momma so fat, she went to the beach and all the whales started to sing : "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Go to this website:http://www!.ahajokes!.com/ym17!.html
Here are some samples:
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O!.K!."
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread!.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

P!.S!.- I'm not trying to offend anyone!.!.!. He asked a question and I answered!.!.!. So don't report me or anything!. i'm just answering!.

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yo mammma so fat she ate out of the super bowl,
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends,
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!,
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower,
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Yo Mama sooo stupid, she blew out the cigarette butt that was lighting your huse!.
Yo Mama sooo fat, when she walks around in high heels, she strikes oil!.
Yo Mama sooo fat, you have to take to buses and a train to get to her good side!.
Yo Mama sooo fat, she wakes up on BOTH sides of the bed!.
Yo Mama sooo stupid, I told her it was chili outside, so she brought out a bowl!.
Yo Mama sooo fat/stupid, when I told her I got new grills, she pulled a steak out of her pocket!.
Yo Mama sooo fat, her blood type is O!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.reo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Yo mamma is so stupid that as soon as she heard that a serial killer was coming to her house the next day, she ran to her kitchen and hid all of her cereal!.
yo mamma so stupid, that when she heard it was raining, chili,and humid, she ran outside with a hotdog and a bun!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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theres the you momma is so old and fat that when god said let their be light he told her to move her fat ar$e out of the way!.!.!.!.!.!.


you momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the seventh grade!.

you mommas so fat that when she sits on a motorbike you cant hear the motor tickin over!.!.!.

you momma is so fat that everyone sat next to her in class!.!.!.!.!.

you momma is so dumb she got offered to be the villiage idiot!.!.!.!.!.

you momma is so dumb she dont realise her sister and mom are the same person!.!.!.!.!.

ive also got some other comebacks that you might like!.!.!.!.!.!.

oh this is coming from the poster child for abortions!?

oh this is coming from the one whole fell out of the ugly tree and hit ever branch on the way down!?

i can get plastic surgery to fix my ugliness you will be stupid for eternity!.

i would argue with you bout that but i dont argue with idiots ppl wont know the difference

oh my god it spoke!!!!

oh im sorry i didnt get that i dont speak idiot!.

my my what has nature come to when your the fastest out of a million!?

you have a face not even a mother could love!.!.!.!.


hey your villiage called they want you back by 6!.!.!.!.

now i know why villiages have idiots!. they are so stupid its funny!.!.!.!.!.

you know what i would find if i looked up idiot in the dictionary (their responce a picture of you!?) no a difinition of an idiot which you are!

you make the guys on jackass look like einstin!.!.!.!.!.
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oh im sorry was i ment to be offened the only thing offending me is your face!.!.!.!.!.

i would call you a retard but that would be insulting to the retards (i love handicapped ppl they are the funniest ppl ever)


hey can i sleep with your dad cuz he must have a huge d!ck for you to swim that far!.!.!.!.!.

oh your such a beautiful, wonderful, intellegent person!.!.!.oh im sorry i thought we were having a lyin competition!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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1!. yo mama so fat when she walk her breast go clickity clack!.
2!.yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly competion she got rejected becuse she wuz just 2 damn ugly!.
3!. yo mama so fat when she went 2 da beach da whales started singin we r family even tho u fatter dan me!


dats all i know hope its funny enough!.especially nuber 3!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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http://www!.ahajokes!.com/yo_mama_jokes!.ht!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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what is a yo mamma jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

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