Facts of life??........?!
Question: Facts of life!?!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
The family is sitting at the dinner table!. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there!?"
The Father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts!.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm!.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit!.
After fifty, they are like onions!."
"Onions"!? "Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry!."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there!?"
The Mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well, a man goes through three phases!. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard!.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable!.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree!."
"A Christmas tree!?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts!.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm!.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit!.
After fifty, they are like onions!."
"Onions"!? "Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry!."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there!?"
The Mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well, a man goes through three phases!. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard!.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable!.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree!."
"A Christmas tree!?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you are !.!.!.magnificent!.!.!.!.!.!.!.of course this dosent apply to me!.!.!.!.there are exceptions!.!.!.!.!.!.how about you !?!.!.!.!.seamanab xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
hi melly ! born and death is true facts of the life!.
son ; (touch the stomach) father, what is this
father ; this water tank
boy ; what his cost!.
father ; 50$
son ; (to mother) what is this
mom ;water tank
boy ; what his cost
mom ; 40$
son ; (to father) why was your tank expencive
father ; be'cos ihave the extra pipe with tankWww@Enter-QA@Com
son ; (touch the stomach) father, what is this
father ; this water tank
boy ; what his cost!.
father ; 50$
son ; (to mother) what is this
mom ;water tank
boy ; what his cost
mom ; 40$
son ; (to father) why was your tank expencive
father ; be'cos ihave the extra pipe with tankWww@Enter-QA@Com
melly my little dear
you know me OH! SO WELL
your spot on as usual
keep it up
that is my prayer for the night
I HOPE I CAN KEEP IT UPWww@Enter-QA@Com
you know me OH! SO WELL
your spot on as usual
keep it up
that is my prayer for the night
I HOPE I CAN KEEP IT UPWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, good one thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm crying here
the truth hurtsWww@Enter-QA@Com
the truth hurtsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! This one is good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha like it !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is aswesome!.!.!.lol!.!.!.the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, I suppose revenge is sweet!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
l0l!. this is the funniest thing i've heard all dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh, MAN!! that was sooooo good!!! i wish i could think fast like that!!! :) :) :)
peace out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
peace out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com