Have you a funny truestory to tell or confess to us all, mine is below?!


Question: Have you a funny truestory to tell or confess to us all, mine is below!?
Went into my local branch of sandwich makes Subway!.

There was two young woman about 18- 19 yo in front of me, and the member of staff asked one of them if she wanted a 6 inch or 12 inch piece of bread!?

She said "6 inchs please, as that's all I can take!?" trying not to laugh!.

But she brust out laughing and had tears in eyes when I was asked the same question!.

I said "12 inchies please as I was not bending mine in half for anyone!?"

Had the shop in a uproar!.

Tut Tut ! Naughty minds!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Hi Nessie, Cherri!
Similar kinda thing, have an Irish lady at work who sometimes gets her words a little muddled with the accent!. She was asked to go out to fetch the bosses lunch, a panini, you know one of those toasted baguette sandwich thingys!. Well she got as far as the door, set the scene, we work in a shoe shop which serves most of the better off, elderly community who prefer a particular kind of customer service, and also lots of small school children and protective parents!.!.!. yeah so she got as far as the door turned and shouts accross the shop
"What does Chris want on his punani!?"
Well we are all of the slightly younger generation and were literally rolling round on the floor in the stock room and those of the customers who knew what we were laughing at were not amused!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I bought a plastic washing basket from a shop, and it was awkward to hold, I went outside to go home and promptly because i wasn't paying attention, walked into a lamppost and broke the basket!. so went back to shop and said there was a fault with it, naughty i know, they looked a bit perplexed but gave me a new one!. I felt guilty for ages!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

At the Morgue - Policeman who had brought in this elderly man who had recently died!. Body is laying on the table with a sheet covering him!. Policeman stopped to 'pass the time of day' with the mortician!. Body gets Rigour mortis and sits up!. Policeman is NOT amused!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A doctor was sitting in the nurses station at the hospital looking at charts!. I said "Oh, is that Dr!. so and so!?" he said "No, I'm a figment of your imagination!" then I said "No, if you were a figment of my imagination, you'd be naked!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

An Irishman had died and his widow was looking at him in his coffin!.

"Ah, poor man" she said, "he died in his sleep and he doesn't know he's dead yet!.!.!.!. I'd waken him up but the shock might kill him"Www@Enter-QA@Com

thank you I had worked at subway and I've been waiting for some one that has the same sense of humourWww@Enter-QA@Com



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