Is this a well a\ written piece ...A kangaroo walks into a bar.?!
Question: Is this a well a\ written piece !.!.!.A kangaroo walks into a bar!.!?
He orders a beer!. The bartender says, "That'll be $10!. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know!." The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand!."
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Things that are impossible say when you're drunk
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you!.
b) Nope, no more booze for me!.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type!.
d) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight!?
e) I'm not interested in fighting you!.
f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!.
g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination!. I'd hate to look like a fool!.
h) Where is the nearest toilet!? I refuse to vomit in the street!.
i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!.
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does this make sense
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed!. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams!. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered!.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Things that are impossible say when you're drunk
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you!.
b) Nope, no more booze for me!.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type!.
d) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight!?
e) I'm not interested in fighting you!.
f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!.
g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination!. I'd hate to look like a fool!.
h) Where is the nearest toilet!? I refuse to vomit in the street!.
i) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!.
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does this make sense
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed!. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams!. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered!.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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the last para made perfect sense to me :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last para made perfect sense to me :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol they are pretty funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com