Do You Have A Joke For Today?!
Question: Do You Have A Joke For Today!?
Cos I'm feeling a lil' blue!.!.!.
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Answers:
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas!.
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink!.
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your ****!.
TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out!.
BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer!.
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape!.
DONKEY FART= Your *** is the only one that can do it!.
GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it!.
HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one!.
SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes!.
TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'!.
OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells!.
BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out!.
ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp!.
NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink!.
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your ****!.
TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out!.
BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer!.
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape!.
DONKEY FART= Your *** is the only one that can do it!.
GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it!.
HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one!.
SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes!.
TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'!.
OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells!.
BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out!.
ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp!.
NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to "Jokes & Riddles" & asked for jokes & riddles, instead of reading the jokes & riddles!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Will S!.!.!.!.you rock! that was soooo hilarious, I wish I could give you a star!.!.!.!.!.so, thumbs up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your avatar made me laugh!.!.!.maybe look at that for a while!?Www@Enter-QA@Com