Do you want to hear a dirty nun joke? (Adult Joke)?!
Question: Do you want to hear a dirty nun joke!? (Adult Joke)!?
4 nuns die and go to the gates of heaven before they may enter they must tell God each of their sins!.
The first nun comes up and tells God that he has seen a penis!. Surprised by this God tells the nun to go to a fountain of holy water and rinse out her eyes and she can enter heaven!.
The next nun comes up and tells God she has touched a penis, almost having a heart attack God tells the nun to go to the fountain of holy water and dip her hands in it and she can enter heaven!.
It is the third nuns turn when God sees the 4th nun jumping up and down saying 'hey! Over here!'
God walks up to the 4th nun and says 'Can I help you!?'
The nun replies 'Yes, I was wondering if I could go rinse my mouth out with the holy water before the other nun puts her butt in it'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first nun comes up and tells God that he has seen a penis!. Surprised by this God tells the nun to go to a fountain of holy water and rinse out her eyes and she can enter heaven!.
The next nun comes up and tells God she has touched a penis, almost having a heart attack God tells the nun to go to the fountain of holy water and dip her hands in it and she can enter heaven!.
It is the third nuns turn when God sees the 4th nun jumping up and down saying 'hey! Over here!'
God walks up to the 4th nun and says 'Can I help you!?'
The nun replies 'Yes, I was wondering if I could go rinse my mouth out with the holy water before the other nun puts her butt in it'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Good one! Staring as we speak !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is terrible but so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is a great joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it before but I still love it!. Wonder what happened when God heard that if a touch bout gave him a heart attack!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
great!. and i am a nunWww@Enter-QA@Com
we will have nun of that, but very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com