A Jamaican joke.....you love it ?!


Question: A Jamaican joke!.!.!.!.!.you love it !?
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After a hard day at work Puncie arrived home and walked into her bedroom to find her husband in bed with another woman!. The woman was asleep but Puncie's husband was awake and shaking with fear of what Puncie would do!.

Puncie spun around and headed for the kitchen to grab a knife!. Her husband jumped out of bed to follow her!. He grabbed her and said, "Puncie, me lub, me sarry"!. Puncie replied, "yu no sarry yet!. Wait til mi done wid har!. Den yu will sarry!"
Puncie's husband said, "lawd Puncie man, no gwan so!. Beg yu please no hurt har!. Yu see dat nice Maxima wey we drive!? A she buy it gi mi!. Yu si yu weddin ban an diaman ring pan yu finga!? A fi har money me tek buy it gi yu!. An a wey yu tink me get de money fi pay di magage dis month!?"

Puncie stopped for a few seconds to think then replied, "Den cova har up no!? We no want har fi ketch cold!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
lol im from the caribbean, and quite frankly we do talk like tht!


!.!.!.well i have an American accent, i had to be the only different one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

To quote Sir Elton John:

Come on Jamaica
In Jamaica all day
Dancing with your darling
Do Jamaica j*rk-off that way

Come on Jamaica
Everybody say
We're all happy in Jamaica
Do Jamaica J*rk-off that wayWww@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry but I don't love it, trying to read it gave me a headache!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

didn't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahah
wait!.!.
what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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