Funny Joke hahahha?!


Question: Funny Joke hahahha!?
Clocks in Heaven


A man died and went to heaven!. As he stood in front of St!. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.


He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?' St!. Peter answered, 'Those are
Lie-Clocks!. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock!. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move!.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that!?'


'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie!.' 'Incredible,' said the man!.


'And whose clock is that one!?' St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock!. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only
two lies in his entire Life!.'


'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock!?' asked the man!. 'Hillary's clock is in
Jesus' office!. He's using it as a ceiling fan!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hilarious, i give you credit for that one!. here's another that isn't as funny, but still it will make you laugh!.


A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St!. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book!. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St!. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven!.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest!. He announces himself to St!. Peter!. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St!. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff!."

The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth!. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe!. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!."

St!. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results!. When you preached, people slept!. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny but I like Hillary Clinton!. But seriously, LMAO! That is hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha, that's hilarious <3Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahah thats hilarious!! very funny =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

hilarious -_-"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's funny cuz it's true!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was great, I like it alot!.!.
Thanks for the laugh!.!.
Deb :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

very funny !.!.!. a star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!. Dubya would be a funnier person to use in the punchline!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg that is soooo funny got any more!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I guess they could use my lie clock as a propller in a fighter engine!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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