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Question: Short ones!.!.!.!?
There were three pigs!.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left!.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left!.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"
A man receives a phone call from his doctor!.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news!."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first!."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live!."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news!?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday!."
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea!.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left!.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left!.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"
A man receives a phone call from his doctor!.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news!."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first!."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live!."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news!?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday!."
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea!.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
nice ones,are they from Readers' Digest!?I read these there once,but these are funny all the sameWww@Enter-QA@Com
i have a sweet joke for you my missy!.
a pig, a doctor and a patient with a spoon in his eye, all go into a bar and wee all over the bartender!. they wee on his walls and all over the tables and they even wee on pee wee herman!. then they screw in a light bulb!. can you believe that!?!? they didn't even buy the light bulb dinner first!! this is an outrage, that poor little light bulb!.!.!.!.!.!.!. it's not a piece of meat you know!?! the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a pig, a doctor and a patient with a spoon in his eye, all go into a bar and wee all over the bartender!. they wee on his walls and all over the tables and they even wee on pee wee herman!. then they screw in a light bulb!. can you believe that!?!? they didn't even buy the light bulb dinner first!! this is an outrage, that poor little light bulb!.!.!.!.!.!.!. it's not a piece of meat you know!?! the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.lol!. c:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha i like the second one best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah these were all reeeli funny! habe a star!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice *star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the third !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. What's your question!?
oops!. how did I get here!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
oops!. how did I get here!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I Lol'd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com