MY ALLLLL TIME FaVoRiTe...?!
Question: MY ALLLLL TIME FaVoRiTe!.!.!.!?
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.HELLOOO!!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!.
March - Got really excited!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.power went out!.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet!.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition!.!.!.learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it!?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.HELLOOO!!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!.
March - Got really excited!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.power went out!.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet!.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition!.!.!.learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it!?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHA! OMG! Please keep posting your jokes! You made me laugh so hard! Where do you get these!? Do you make them up!? You should have your own show!Www@Enter-QA@Com
JULY IS SO FUNNNYY>>>>!.!. its funny breast stroke competition because she used her boobs instead of her arms!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!!!!!OTF!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are hilarious - thanks for sharing themWww@Enter-QA@Com
december - couldnt dial 911!. theres no 11Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!! that was funny it made my day thanks for the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.haha LOL !.!.!. this definitely deserves a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
They were funny the first time or two that I heard them!.
Those are so old though!. Get some new jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are so old though!. Get some new jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL this is my favorite 2 but u 4got about december!.!.!.!.!.but still funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaahahha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Omg this was funny;]
Heres a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
that was so funny
truely worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was so funny
truely worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol haha funny!.good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!. very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, these are great!. I've never heard of a lot of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"there's" what!? others are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com