Shall we have another round of blonde jokes?!


Question: Shall we have another round of blonde jokes!?
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

She tripped over a cordless phone!.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate!."

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK!."

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put "Sagittarius!."

She asked for a price check at the Pound/Dollar Store!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it!.
"Impossible!" says the doctor!. "Show me!."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more!. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed!. Everywhere she touched made her scream!.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you!?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde!."
"I thought so," the doctor said!. "Your finger is broken!."


3 construction guys were working on a skyscraper, up on the 40th floor!.
At lunch, the bald guy said "Every day my wife packs me a tuna sandwich!. If there's tuna again today, I'm gonna jump off this building!"!. He checks it & sure enough it's tuna again so old baldy jumps!.
The redhead then says "Every day I get a cheese sandwich for lunch from my wife!. If it's cheese again today then I'm jumping off here, too!"!. Sure enough, it's cheese so the redheaded guy jumps off!.
Then the blond guy says "I always get a jelly sandwich!. If it's jelly again then I'm jumping, too!"!. He checks & it's jelly so he jumps!.
At the memorial service for the 3 guys, their wives are talking about this!.
Both the bald guy's wife & the redhead's wife said the same thing, "I don't understand why my husband jumped!. If I had know he wanted something else to eat for lunch, I'd have gave it to him!."!.
Then the blond man's wife says " I don't understand why my husband jumped!. He always made his own lunch!."!.


A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day!. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what!? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads!. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian!.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know!. We're going at night!"



A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde!. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license!. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated!. "What does it look like!?" she finally asked
The police woman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it!." The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman!. "Here it is " she said!.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying "Okay, you can go!. I didn't realize you were a cop!."


Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking!.!.!.!.!.!.!. and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away!.!.!. Florida or the moon!?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida !?!?!?!?!?"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals!. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all them!." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin!?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W!."


A blonde went to electronics store and she asked, "How is much is this TV!?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes!."
The next day she came back as a brunette!. She asked the salesman how much the TV was!. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes!."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was!. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes!."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head!. How do you know I am a blonde!?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave


A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City!?" The agent replies, "Just a minute!.!.!." "Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up!.


Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila!. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours their shots!. They all clink glasses and yell "51 days!" Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied!. They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round!. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell “Only 51 days!" The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days!. One of the blondes looks at him and says "Well," looking very smug!. "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle!. It took us Only 51 Days !. !. !. !. !. and on the box it said 4-7 years"


Julie the blonde was getting pretty desperate for money!. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handywoman!. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for ya!. How would you like to paint the porch!?" "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie!. "Well, uh, how much do you want!?" asked the man!. "Is fifty bucks OK!?" Julie asked!. "Yeah that's great!. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage!." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening!. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house!?" asked the wife!. "Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied!. About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door!. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner!. The man was amazed!. "You painted the whole porch!?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie!. "Oh, by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!."


Two blonds are walking down the street!. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up!. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hum, this person looks familiar!." The second blond says, "Here let me see!." So the first blond hands her the compact!. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy it's me!."


A blonde, brunette and redhead stranded on a deserted island!. They look for hours for a ship coming by, and finally one does!. The brunette decides to swim out, gets tired a little bit out and drowns!. The redhead swims out next, gets furthur, but then gets tired and drowns!. The blonde swims halfway, gets tired, and swims back to the island


A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke!?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something!."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde!. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt!. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player!. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler!. Each one of US is blonde!. Think about it, Mister!. Do you still wanna tell that joke!?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!."


Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat!.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her!."


A blonde goes to a library and walks up to the man at the front desk!. "Hi," she says,"I'd like a burger fries and a coke!." The man looks at her," Ma'am, this is a library!." "Oh, sorry," she answers, *whispering* "I'd like a burger fries and a coke!."


A blonde walks angrily to the front desk in the library, and says “This book is boring, it has no plot, and too many characters!.”
The libraian said “Oh, so you‘re the one who took our phone book…!.!.”


One day a blonde and a brunette were watching the 6:00 evening news!. On the news was a boy at the top of a building getting ready to jump!. The blonde says out loud "I don't think he will jump!."
The brunette responds by saying "I'll bet you $5 he will jump!."
"Well I bet you $50 he won't jump," the blonde retorts!.
"You're on!!" says the brunette!.
After some time the boy finally jumps!. The blonde pays up!. As the brunette is walking out the door she turns around and says "I can't take this money from you!. I saw the whole thing on the 5:00 evening news!."
The blonde says "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again!."



The Great Blonde Kidnap
A blonde was in urgent need of cash!. In order to raise some money, she decided the only way was to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you!.”
She then wrote a note saying, “I have kidnapped your kid!. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and put it under the tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground!. Signed, A Blonde!.”
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents!.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting bWww@Enter-QA@Com

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours!?

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Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet!?!?!?



Last years Hide N Go seek championWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yes, we shall
MORE!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

wooot! keep 'em comingWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol
that was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha these are hilarious!!
i give you props!!
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hahaha nice!.!.and ya of couse we should have many rounds of 'em!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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