Shall we have the last round of blonde jokes for today?!


Question: Shall we have the last round of blonde jokes for today!?
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools!.

She thought General Motors was in the army!.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.

She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!.

Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I am a blonde, so I'm allowed to say this:

How do you kill a blonde!?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!.
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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section!.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for!.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here!."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat!. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here!."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land!. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde!? I'll handle this!. I'm married to a blonde!. I speak blonde!." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class!.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss!.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit!."
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BLONDE LOGIC

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited!.!.!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.!.box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.!.!.power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid!.!.!.!.!.8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing!.!.!.!.!.couldn't find a lake with a slope!.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition!.!.!.!.!.learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm!.!.!.!.!.car swamped, because top was down!.

September - The capital of California is "C"!.!.!.!.!.isn't it!?!?!?

October - Hate M & M's!.!.!.!.!.they are so hard to peel!.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911!.!.!.!.!."duh"!.!.!.!.!.there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!Www@Enter-QA@Com

*still chuckling about the garden tools*

Timothy

:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol TuPac!.!.!.a jewish holiday!.!.!.!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao
the general motor was funny
loolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I like the Tupac one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

blonde jokes are funny however these were just okWww@Enter-QA@Com

yhea those were funny, i liked the eartha kitt and tupac one! lol!.!.!.star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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