Rules of Men?!
Question: Rules of Men!?
Ways to keep your Testosterone flowing!.!.!.
1!. Don't call, ever!.
2!. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her!. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself!.
3!. Lie!.
4!. lie!.
5!. If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them!.
6!. Here's a good pickup line, "My girlfriend's pregnant, will you go out with me!?"
7!. Drink Vernors!.
8!. Women want to hear all about YOU constantly!
9!. Be as ambiguous as possible!. If you don't want to answer, a nice grunt will do!.
10!. Always remember: You are a man!. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault!.
11!. Lie!.
12!. Girls find it attractive if a man has friends than baths!.
13!. Never ask for help!. Even if you really, really need help - don't ask!.
14!. Women like it when you ignore them!.
15!. Vanity is the most important trait for a man to have!. Whenever you pass a reflective surface, check your hair, clothing, etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Don't call, ever!.
2!. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her!. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself!.
3!. Lie!.
4!. lie!.
5!. If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them!.
6!. Here's a good pickup line, "My girlfriend's pregnant, will you go out with me!?"
7!. Drink Vernors!.
8!. Women want to hear all about YOU constantly!
9!. Be as ambiguous as possible!. If you don't want to answer, a nice grunt will do!.
10!. Always remember: You are a man!. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault!.
11!. Lie!.
12!. Girls find it attractive if a man has friends than baths!.
13!. Never ask for help!. Even if you really, really need help - don't ask!.
14!. Women like it when you ignore them!.
15!. Vanity is the most important trait for a man to have!. Whenever you pass a reflective surface, check your hair, clothing, etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow! thank you!. This gave me something to expect when I'm dating! I really appreciate this!. Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I actually have had this same list printed out and in my wallet for the past 10 years!. It is a code all men live by!. I want to know how you came across it!? (assuming you are lacking the Y chromosome)Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds about right, and don't forget about the one about leaving skid marks on the ground when he finds out the girl is pregnantWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok now do the opposite of everything posted hereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow that it Hilarious! Lets hope they don't think it's the real deal lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the bible of menWww@Enter-QA@Com
MEN in a NUTSHELLWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
luv itWww@Enter-QA@Com