Paddy's on a diet...!!??!
Question: Paddy's on a diet!.!.!.!!!?!?
Paddy weighs 20 stone so his doctor puts him on a diet!.
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should lose 5 pounds!.
When Paddy returned he shocked the doctor by having lost 4 stone!.
“That's amazing” the doc said!.!.!.Paddy nodded!.!.!.!.!. "I'll tell you bejesus I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day!.
" What from hunger!? said the doc
"No from all the bl00dy skipping !!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should lose 5 pounds!.
When Paddy returned he shocked the doctor by having lost 4 stone!.
“That's amazing” the doc said!.!.!.Paddy nodded!.!.!.!.!. "I'll tell you bejesus I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day!.
" What from hunger!? said the doc
"No from all the bl00dy skipping !!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahahahaha put a smile on my face in this miserable rainWww@Enter-QA@Com
paddy goes to the doctors with an infection
the doctor gives him some tablets and tells him to run 7 miles each day as it would help him get over the bug
it was that three day infection he thought had
so ring him in 3 days to tell him how he was doing/feeling
so 3 days paddy rings doctors
doctor says how are you paddy
and where are you
he says
i am feeling fine now doctor
and am 21 miles from away
can i go home nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
the doctor gives him some tablets and tells him to run 7 miles each day as it would help him get over the bug
it was that three day infection he thought had
so ring him in 3 days to tell him how he was doing/feeling
so 3 days paddy rings doctors
doctor says how are you paddy
and where are you
he says
i am feeling fine now doctor
and am 21 miles from away
can i go home nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Always gets a laugh however many times you've heard itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
rolling around laughing :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old one but good!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still brings a smile,!.!.nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks pet, I've just gone to level three laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.omg!.!.!.thats the best laugh i had all day!.!.!.!.(still wiping tears from laughing so hard!)!.!.!.star 4 u!.!.!.good riddleWww@Enter-QA@Com