Deathbed confession joke!?!
Question: Deathbed confession joke!!?
How funny do you think this is!?
Jake was on his deathbed!. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side!. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face!.
Her praying roused him from his slumber!. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly!.
My Darling Susan, he whispered!.
Hush, my love, she said!.Shhh, dont talk! He was insistent!.
Susan, he said in his tired voice!. I have something I have to confess to you!.
Theres nothing to confess, replied the weeping Susan!.Everythings alright, go to sleep!.
No, no!. I must die in piece,Susan!. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother!.
I know, she replied!. Thats why I poisoned you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jake was on his deathbed!. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side!. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face!.
Her praying roused him from his slumber!. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly!.
My Darling Susan, he whispered!.
Hush, my love, she said!.Shhh, dont talk! He was insistent!.
Susan, he said in his tired voice!. I have something I have to confess to you!.
Theres nothing to confess, replied the weeping Susan!.Everythings alright, go to sleep!.
No, no!. I must die in piece,Susan!. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother!.
I know, she replied!. Thats why I poisoned you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Very funny!. I did not see it coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is confession to the devil!.!.!.!.!. Should it happen in real life!.!. We all could be guilty if we were to give it a taught!.!.!.!.!.!. This I consider as a serious joke!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!.!.!. it goes from deep concern to a no duh attitude!.!.!. it is sooo funny!.!. 10/10!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, but a little disturbing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eh!.!.!. funny!.!.!. a little!.!.!. not really!.!.!. sryWww@Enter-QA@Com
10/10 lol very good xWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really that funny, sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats fab, Susan sounds like a woman after my own heart!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
um!.!.!.!.!.!.OK kinda funny!.i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
really funny one there liked it a lotWww@Enter-QA@Com
hell yeahWww@Enter-QA@Com
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
like 6/10
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ehh!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com