Is this a nice bar??!!?!
Question: Is this a nice bar!?!?!!!?
A man walks into a bar and orders a pint!. After a few minutes, he hears a voice that says 'Nice shoes'!.
He looks around but the whole bar is empty apart from the barman at the other end of the bar!.
A few minutes later, he hears the voice again, this time it says 'I like your shirt', again there is no-one around!.
He beckons the barman over and tells him what’s been going on!.
The barman says 'Ah, that would be the nuts sir, they're complimentary!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
He looks around but the whole bar is empty apart from the barman at the other end of the bar!.
A few minutes later, he hears the voice again, this time it says 'I like your shirt', again there is no-one around!.
He beckons the barman over and tells him what’s been going on!.
The barman says 'Ah, that would be the nuts sir, they're complimentary!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you do realise i will be up all night laughing my head off
and it will be YOUR FAULT
well THANK YOU
i appreciate it
i love a good laugh
and you make it really good
lmaoxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
and it will be YOUR FAULT
well THANK YOU
i appreciate it
i love a good laugh
and you make it really good
lmaoxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lovalyWww@Enter-QA@Com
It would be enough to drive you nuts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but it would get you out of your shellWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like that thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. thats cute!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good one, love that advert, lol!.!!!
Cheers Melly!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one, love that advert, lol!.!!!
Cheers Melly!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll really listen next time in the pub!. ahahah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.omg!.!.!.thats the best laugh i had all day!.!.!.!.(still wiping tears from laughing so hard!)!.!.!.star 4 u!.!.!.good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like it very funny I have a similar joke!.!.
A man walks into a bar one night!. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer!. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny!."
"One penny!!?" exclaimed the guy!.
The barman replied, "Yes!."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have
a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad!?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to
real money!."
"How much money!?" inquires the guy!.
"Four pence," he replies!.
"Four pence!?!" exclaims the guy!. "Where's the guy
who owns this place!?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my
wife!."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife!?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into a bar one night!. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer!. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny!."
"One penny!!?" exclaimed the guy!.
The barman replied, "Yes!."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have
a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad!?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to
real money!."
"How much money!?" inquires the guy!.
"Four pence," he replies!.
"Four pence!?!" exclaims the guy!. "Where's the guy
who owns this place!?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my
wife!."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife!?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business!."Www@Enter-QA@Com