Why did he call police ..i was in a pub and this bloke was bragging about his do!
Question: Why did he call police !.!.i was in a pub and this bloke was bragging about his dog!?
and had it doing all sorts of tricks
he the said i'll bet $200 that i'm the only one this dog obeys!.!.a couple of bloke tried to get it to sit with no luck !.so i got up and picked the dog up then threw it on the fire and said get off!.!.It did
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know a joke
Three rats are sitting in a bar!. They are the local hardcases and after a few beers they start a competition to see who is the craziest!. The first rat says, "I'm so crazy that I eat rat poison for breakfast!." The second rat says "I'm so crazy when I want food I grab the metal bar on a mouse trap, take off the cheese, benchpress the bar 20 times, then reset the trap!." The third rat picks up his pint, downs it, then starts to walk out the bar!. The other two yell, "where are you going you wimp!?" The third rat turns to reply "I'm fed up with you two girls, I'm going home to shag the cat"Www@Enter-QA@Com
he the said i'll bet $200 that i'm the only one this dog obeys!.!.a couple of bloke tried to get it to sit with no luck !.so i got up and picked the dog up then threw it on the fire and said get off!.!.It did
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know a joke
Three rats are sitting in a bar!. They are the local hardcases and after a few beers they start a competition to see who is the craziest!. The first rat says, "I'm so crazy that I eat rat poison for breakfast!." The second rat says "I'm so crazy when I want food I grab the metal bar on a mouse trap, take off the cheese, benchpress the bar 20 times, then reset the trap!." The third rat picks up his pint, downs it, then starts to walk out the bar!. The other two yell, "where are you going you wimp!?" The third rat turns to reply "I'm fed up with you two girls, I'm going home to shag the cat"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.
that was hilarious
were u get thata!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hilarious
were u get thata!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
RRRRRRRiiiggghhtWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love the rat joke, the dog one was rather cruel, if you imagined it!.!. HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was sooo funny! I have to tell that to my friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second one definitely qualifies for a LMFAO!. Good job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
they are awsum you should write jokes for a living your that good XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow tht was kinda cute :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!
ha!.
:)
Love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.
:)
Love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com