Naughty little poem, what you think?!
Question: Naughty little poem, what you think!?
Read it it made me laugh, what you think:
A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM!?!?
I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me!?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me!."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before!.
My friend has had it five times!.
And said it can be sore!."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"!.
"It's coming now,"he whispered!.
"I know!."she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this!.!."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout!.
He gripped it in anguish
And quicWww@Enter-QA@Com
A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM!?!?
I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me!?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me!."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before!.
My friend has had it five times!.
And said it can be sore!."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"!.
"It's coming now,"he whispered!.
"I know!."she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this!.!."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout!.
He gripped it in anguish
And quicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
DOALMAO (doubled over and laughing my @$$ off)!! OK, that is funny as hell!. That's about going to the dentist!? I can't even believe it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
its amazing
i think the last line is incomplete but i can imagine what the line is
:P
:D
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its amazing
i think the last line is incomplete but i can imagine what the line is
:P
:D
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oh yea ive heard this one before its a gd 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
never heard of it before but that was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yea i heard this one before she is at the dentist!.!.!.!. Clever tho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you forget the end!.!.
about the dentistWww@Enter-QA@Com
about the dentistWww@Enter-QA@Com
never heard it before! I wish you put the punch line in though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ooooh i get it haha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol herd it b4Www@Enter-QA@Com