What show are these from..1 When will I learn?!
Question: What show are these from!.!.1 When will I learn!?
1 When will I learn!? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
2 Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get!.
3 I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!
4 [Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids!. Eat them!
5 What do we need a psychiatrist for!? We know our kid is nuts!.
6 Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda!.
7 Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is, never try!.
8 The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
9 When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something!.
10 I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
11 Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such!.
12 I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids!. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell!?
13 Getting out of jury duty is easy!. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get!.
3 I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!
4 [Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids!. Eat them!
5 What do we need a psychiatrist for!? We know our kid is nuts!.
6 Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda!.
7 Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!. The lesson is, never try!.
8 The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
9 When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something!.
10 I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
11 Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such!.
12 I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids!. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell!?
13 Getting out of jury duty is easy!. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
THE SIMPSONS!!!! I loooooooove that show!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
quite obviously the simpsons !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Simpsons!? lolageWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com