Why does a dog lick his?!
Question: Why does a dog lick his!?
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Hillybilly Dayvorce
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hillybilly Dayvorce
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Re:- The dog, Wouldn't you if you could!?
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Re:- Hillbillys, Du Ja Vey, but still LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com