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Question: ~lol some wish, am I wrong!?~!?
The CIA had an opening for an assassin!. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman!.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what!. Inside this room you will find your wife, kill her!."
The first man said, "I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for five minutes!. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes!. "I can't kill my wife!."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes go home!."
It was the woman's turn!. She was told to kill her husband!. She went in!. They heard shots fired, screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened and there stood the woman!.
She says still panting "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!. I had to beat him to death with the chair!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what!. Inside this room you will find your wife, kill her!."
The first man said, "I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for five minutes!. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes!. "I can't kill my wife!."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes go home!."
It was the woman's turn!. She was told to kill her husband!. She went in!. They heard shots fired, screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened and there stood the woman!.
She says still panting "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!. I had to beat him to death with the chair!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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