Little johnny and his balloons joke!?!
Question: Little johnny and his balloons joke!!?
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Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless!. Mommy, Mommy, what are those!? He says pointing to her breasts!. Well son, these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven!. Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied!. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen!. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!
What do you mean!? says his mother!.
Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out!. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless!. Mommy, Mommy, what are those!? He says pointing to her breasts!. Well son, these are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven!. Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied!. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen!. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!
What do you mean!? says his mother!.
Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out!. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahahahahaha!!! l0l!. i just love little johnny jokes!. *star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's terrible, but pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
God I love little Johny Jokes!!!!
AhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
AhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats evily hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ok! I may not be in the mood right now, but take my response as lol!. Some of us are facing some form of disccrimination & our rights as humans means nothing!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha, that cool!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard that one about twenty years agoWww@Enter-QA@Com
naughty but nice loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's good!. I like!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats funny
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
did she come!.!? good joke like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol quite funny, but still bad!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's sick but kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah hilarious!.
but yet so bad!.
lol i like it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but yet so bad!.
lol i like it :)Www@Enter-QA@Com