What will you do if you are in the Restroom.. busy doing.....you know what. Then!


Question: What will you do if you are in the Restroom!.!. busy doing!.!.!.!.!.you know what!. Then suddenly a Tiger comes in!?
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start claping and singing happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birth day dear Mr!. Tiger happy birthday to you!.!.!.!.!.ahahaha come and test your birhday cakeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Make a wee on the tiger and then the tiger will get mad but will drink your wee and will be confused at it's taste!. So run as fast as you can and go to the nearest mall, still running and go to the place where knives are there and if the tiger is already attacking you then kill it as fast as you can or else you will die!. Hahahaha ??? ???? ? ? ??? ???!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

All right sooo ummm!.!.!.
this is wut i would probably do!. The tiger comes sniffing around and i'll take a sh*t in a paper towel and make a sh*t bomb, and throw it at the tiger, and while its confused, run away!. (smell is a tiger's strongest sense)

But if it starts chaseing after me, thats a whole different story!.!.!.
i'd probably, ummmm, run back in the bathroom and lock the stall and try to make another sh*t bomb for my next escape!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would be ok with it, because it sounds like when you say "you know what" that you mean taking a ****, so that means that i would be in the stall, and i don't think the tiger would be able to get under there to get me!. maybe he could fit, and tigers are nimble, but i would be able to kick him in the face and fend him off since i only have to guard the small area of space between the door and the bottom of the door, but that would suck because every defensive move and kick that i would make, that would really jostle my shitting!. and the tiger would also probably eventually give up on the down low, under the door attack approach, and he'd walk away and i'd breathe a sigh of relief and then boom, he'd bust out some awesome jumping, give it all he's got and jump over the stall door, totally clear it and fall down in there with me!. sure, at first he'd be all freaking out and out of balance, but he'd get his footing pretty quick, totally grab me up hold me tight in his grasp and then just start chomping and eating!. i'd be there screaming and totally freaking out, spurting blood and watching as half pound chunks of my flesh disappear in his teeth and down his throat with each bite and tear!. i'd have **** all over my *** and on the floor, and the tiger would pause once in awhile and take a break from eating to poke and prod at my **** with it's nose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

scream
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!.!.!.
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, there's a tigerWww@Enter-QA@Com

thank god you opted not at the urinal cause if a tiger walked up in that situation, you'd **** your pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

continuing shitting lol
id be scaredWww@Enter-QA@Com

Easy: Die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I will make sure that the door is lockedWww@Enter-QA@Com

the cubicle is shut and locked so i have no problem!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wipe!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hope that it's a vegetarian sick of eating meat!.!.!.!.(hey! i can dream, can't i!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i would make him sit wid meWww@Enter-QA@Com

i run from the roomWww@Enter-QA@Com

either!.!.i'll run 4 ma life!.!.!.or the tiger wud!.!.!.4m lookin at me ova terWww@Enter-QA@Com



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