I want to here a joke.?!


Question: I want to here a joke!.!?
Any joke just not rauchy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
uhh i have one

A guy named hunter walks into a bar!.!.!.!.!.
he sees a pretty girl sitting on the bar alone with make-up smeared eyes
he goes over to her and says"whats wrong!?" and then he siddenly realized he KNOWS her!!
but it had been 8 years since they last talked and she didnt reconize him but he was oddly familiar she said "i miss what i had!.!.!." and he smiles and says
"what do you mean"
"i want my life back""i miss my old friends and my old crush"
"what do you mean!?"
"there was a guy a long time ago about 8 years hunter!.!. was his name i always loved him but he never felt the same, or so i thought"
"no, he liked you just he couldnt date so he pretended like he didnt"
"WHAT!?!!?! uhh stalker leave me alone"
"no!.!.!. just listen"
"no i wont i want cristianna and adrianna and elise i miss them" (she sobs and starts running off)
"no!.!.!. wait" (he runs after her and grabs her arm and pulls her in and embraces her and kiss her)
(she just kisses him confused)
"nikki, i love you!.!. i will always love you and i always have"
"what!? oh my god!.!. you aren't!.- you aren't hunter jensen!?"
"yeah!.!.!. i was always waiting for the right time"

(they kiss again and nikki finds cristianna again and adri and elise and when she finds cristianna she is getting married to aaron :))

ok not a joke!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."


2 grandmas were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch,reminicing about the good ole days!.
One grandma says to the other grandma!.!.dear do you remeber the minuet (dance btw)!.!.!.she says darn!.!.!.i cant even remember the min i screwed never mind the min i et!


a flasher was going up to old ladies in a nursing home flashing!.!.!.they all had big strokes!.!.!.!.!.well he went up to one last lady!.!.!.!.poor old lady!.!.!.!.!.she couldnt reach it!



Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."



An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."


a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.



mothers have a day called mothers day, fathers have a day called fathers day so what day do Single men have!?

PALM DAY!!!!

These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.

They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work!. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway!.

"Oh my God - hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window!. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window! It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied!. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!. As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them!. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could!. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer!.

"Do you always run in the nude!?" one asked!.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air!. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side!. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm!?"
Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly!. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run!?"

"Nope, only when it's raining!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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