Funniest Joke U Have Eva Heard?!
Question: Funniest Joke U Have Eva Heard!?
Answers:
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains!.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen!.
The salesman said, "Computers don’t need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo, I have windows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen!.
The salesman said, "Computers don’t need curtains!."
The blonde said, "Hellooo, I have windows!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few of mine
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car!. As she’s going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding!. Can I see your driver’s license!?” She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him!. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way!. Up and down the halls she goes again!. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but I saw you cross over the center line back there!. Can I see your registration please!?” She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him!. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way!. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over!. As she comes to the old man’s room again, he jumps out!. He’s stark naked and has an erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, “Oh, no, not the Breathalyzer again!”
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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer!. Doctor Watson says, ‘I prefer librarians!. All their organs are alphabetized!.
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ‘I prefer mathematicians!. All their organs are numbered!.’
Doctor Ahn says, ‘I prefer lawyers!. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable!.’
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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time!. She wanted to see the Capitol building!. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building!?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus!. It’ll take you right there!.” She thanked the officer and he drives off!.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop!.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting!?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now!. The 45th bus just went by!”
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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way!.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle!. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle!. The copilot is using a guide dog!. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses!.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke!. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway!.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness!. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance!.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking!. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical!.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once!. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne!.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!”
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An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car!. As she’s going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding!. Can I see your driver’s license!?” She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him!. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way!. Up and down the halls she goes again!. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but I saw you cross over the center line back there!. Can I see your registration please!?” She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him!. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way!. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over!. As she comes to the old man’s room again, he jumps out!. He’s stark naked and has an erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, “Oh, no, not the Breathalyzer again!”
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Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer!. Doctor Watson says, ‘I prefer librarians!. All their organs are alphabetized!.
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ‘I prefer mathematicians!. All their organs are numbered!.’
Doctor Ahn says, ‘I prefer lawyers!. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable!.’
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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time!. She wanted to see the Capitol building!. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building!?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus!. It’ll take you right there!.” She thanked the officer and he drives off!.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop!.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting!?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now!. The 45th bus just went by!”
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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way!.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle!. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle!. The copilot is using a guide dog!. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses!.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke!. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway!.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness!. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance!.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking!. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical!.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once!. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne!.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!”
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A man and his son are visiting the chemist when they walk through the aisle with the condoms and the son asks what they are!.
The dad replies, "well, they are condoms and they are for protection during sex!."
The son picks up a pack and asks why there are three in the pack!.
The father says, "Those are for high school students, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday!."
The son then picks up one with 6 and asks why 6!?
The father says, "Those are for college school students, 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday!."
The son then notices a 12 pack and asks why 12!?
The father says, "Those are for married men, 1 for January, 1 for February, and 1 for March, 1 for April!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The dad replies, "well, they are condoms and they are for protection during sex!."
The son picks up a pack and asks why there are three in the pack!.
The father says, "Those are for high school students, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday!."
The son then picks up one with 6 and asks why 6!?
The father says, "Those are for college school students, 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday!."
The son then notices a 12 pack and asks why 12!?
The father says, "Those are for married men, 1 for January, 1 for February, and 1 for March, 1 for April!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the field of breast reconstruction what does term Hillary mean-- Making a mountain out of a mole hill!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why arnt there any Wal-Marts in Iraq!?
Because they all became Targets :)
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Because they all became Targets :)
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G!.Bush speaking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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