Here are more jokes for you guys?!
Question: Here are more jokes for you guys!?
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question!. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window!.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again!. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much!. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault!. Today is my first day as a cab driver!. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years!."
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde!. They all worked together at an office!.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early!. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too!.
The boss left and so did they!. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning!. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date!. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom!. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left!.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again!. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again!.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again!. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much!. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault!. Today is my first day as a cab driver!. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years!."
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde!. They all worked together at an office!.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early!. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too!.
The boss left and so did they!. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning!. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date!. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom!. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left!.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again!. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again!.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Those were good, but I must say the first one was really funny!!! lol ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg lol i LUUUVV the 1st 1
the second one didnt make sense tho
the blonde caught her husband not the other way around r u blonde!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second one didnt make sense tho
the blonde caught her husband not the other way around r u blonde!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think I peed a little on the first one and then I finished on the last one!.
Just kidding, they were very funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just kidding, they were very funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. 10 0ut 0f 10 f0r b0th 0f them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA that was pretty wonderful
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Those are pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny funny number 2 lmao
damn how dumb do you have to be to not notice wat is happening in your bedroom!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
damn how dumb do you have to be to not notice wat is happening in your bedroom!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG that was great! Gotta love a good blonde joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2nd is the best!!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two thumbs up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!
You just earned a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
You just earned a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol nice!. I like the second one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. they are the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol there both mega goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny both of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha those two are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first one was hilarious!!.!.!.the second one, !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.not so much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, except the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i lol for the first one the second is okayWww@Enter-QA@Com