Which of these two short jokes are better for a wedding.. There were three guys !
Question: Which of these two short jokes are better for a wedding!.!. There were three guys talking in the pub!.!?
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet!.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife!?"
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you!. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees!."
The first two guys were amazed!. "Wow! What happened then!?" they asked!.
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!.'"
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There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar!.
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly!.
The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, "Excuse me, you just farted before my wife!."
The drunk replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife!?"
The third fellow says, "I'll tell you!. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees!."
The first two guys were amazed!. "Wow! What happened then!?" they asked!.
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!.'"
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There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar!.
Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly!.
The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, "Excuse me, you just farted before my wife!."
The drunk replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I feel that the second one is more suitable between the two!.
The first one is funny but it reflected the cowardice of the 3rd guy (a husband) which is not too nice in a formal occasion!.!.!.!.!.unless you can add something more after the last line !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first one is funny but it reflected the cowardice of the 3rd guy (a husband) which is not too nice in a formal occasion!.!.!.!.!.unless you can add something more after the last line !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
definitely the first one!. it was FUNNY! and is more appropriate for a "wedding"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i really liked the second one!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st one was the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
1st oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
The 1st one is good!. 2nd one is also good!. Why not just both!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Well, Bronze is better than nothing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, Bronze is better than nothing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st one i don't think the second one is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like them both but the first one is better for a wedding!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think the second one was not funny, but i like the first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I prefer this one!.!.!.!.
On their wedding night the new husband took of his pants and asked his bride to put them on!. Doing so the wife remarked "Honey these pants are way too big, I'll never be able to fill them"!. Her husband replied " That's right, I am the man in our home and I'll be the one calling the shots!." The wife in turn removed her pants and asked her husband to put them on!. He tried but of course they were too small!. He said " I'm sorry Love but I can't get into your pants"!. Her answer!.!.!. "that's right and that's the way it's gonna be until you change your way of thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On their wedding night the new husband took of his pants and asked his bride to put them on!. Doing so the wife remarked "Honey these pants are way too big, I'll never be able to fill them"!. Her husband replied " That's right, I am the man in our home and I'll be the one calling the shots!." The wife in turn removed her pants and asked her husband to put them on!. He tried but of course they were too small!. He said " I'm sorry Love but I can't get into your pants"!. Her answer!.!.!. "that's right and that's the way it's gonna be until you change your way of thinking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com