A smart blond joke.hope you like it.?!
Question: A smart blond joke!.hope you like it!.!?
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5!.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!.00!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!.00!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol this is amazing - my two favorite type of jokes are lawyer jokes and blond jokes ty soooooooooooo amizingly much for having them combined in one!. i h8 lawyers soo so so so so much!
I have a lawyer joke for you
A rich lawyer was riding around in his HUGE limo!. As he is going down a small road he sees a group of people eating grass off their lawn!. He stops the car and asks "why are you eating grass!?" and the people reply "because we are too poor to afford food!." So the lawyer says to the people, "come into my limo, I will feed you all!." The people get in and thank him and he begins talking, "I have a huge mansion and 10 acres of land and a pool and porsche!. I'm living the good life!." Then he sees another group of family also eating grass off their lawn!. He tells them to get in the limo and they ask to bring their family, so he says yes!. The are driving and the people say "Thankyou so much, kind sir, but how can afford to feed all these peopl!?" and the lawyer replies, "Don't worry- at my house the grass is a foot tall!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a lawyer joke for you
A rich lawyer was riding around in his HUGE limo!. As he is going down a small road he sees a group of people eating grass off their lawn!. He stops the car and asks "why are you eating grass!?" and the people reply "because we are too poor to afford food!." So the lawyer says to the people, "come into my limo, I will feed you all!." The people get in and thank him and he begins talking, "I have a huge mansion and 10 acres of land and a pool and porsche!. I'm living the good life!." Then he sees another group of family also eating grass off their lawn!. He tells them to get in the limo and they ask to bring their family, so he says yes!. The are driving and the people say "Thankyou so much, kind sir, but how can afford to feed all these peopl!?" and the lawyer replies, "Don't worry- at my house the grass is a foot tall!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHa!. Thanks for the smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol lol lol! that was so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLZ!.!.!.Gud one!.!.!.Star 4u!.!.!.~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
thank you someone who doesn't make fun of blondes my sister is blonde and she skipped three grades :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
very smart, dumb blondWww@Enter-QA@Com
dude, its make me laugh!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh, I know this one! It's great!. For once they're not making fun of blondes!Www@Enter-QA@Com