The Bacon Tree?!
Question: The Bacon Tree!?
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death!.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell!?
Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet!.'
'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee'!.
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon!.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture !.!.
there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon!.!.!.
every imaginable kind of cured pig meat!.
'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!
Eet EES a bacon tree!'
'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage!?;
We ees in the Desert don't forget!.'
'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage
that smeell like bacon!.!.!.ees no meerage,
ees a bacon tree'!.
And with that !.!.!.Luis races toward the tree!.
He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell!?
Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet!.'
'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee'!.
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon!.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture !.!.
there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon!.!.!.
every imaginable kind of cured pig meat!.
'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!
Eet EES a bacon tree!'
'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage!?;
We ees in the Desert don't forget!.'
'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage
that smeell like bacon!.!.!.ees no meerage,
ees a bacon tree'!.
And with that !.!.!.Luis races toward the tree!.
He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
funny and not offensive to this Mexican!. Some people have too thin of a skin or no sense of humor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
i thought it was going be stupid ,bacon on a tree but turned to be a great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought it was going be stupid ,bacon on a tree but turned to be a great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!. Im not even mexican but I can sense how that would be offensive and yet I still found it quite comical, nice one! And im not just saying that due to my fondness for bacon and bacon related jokes honestly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!.
Good One, mijita!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good One, mijita!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha it kinda took me a while but that was hilarious!!! good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. i'm mexican and i thought it was hilarious!
thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha ha
Good punch line!!!!!!!
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Good punch line!!!!!!!
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heh, took me a couple a seconds to get it at first,!.!.!.but it was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com