Does anyone know any good "Yo Mama" jokes?!


Question: Does anyone know any good "Yo Mama" jokes!?
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her!.!.!.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindWww@Enter-QA@Com

You Mama is so crazy she wears a life-west when she surfs the Internet!.
You Mama is so old her social security number is in roman numerals!.
You Mama is so fat that when she went swimming in the river they tried to guide her back to the ocean!.
You Mama is so old that she shops for the latest fashions at the Antiques Mall!.
You Mama is so ugly they took her to the pet store to have her groomed!.
You Mama is so ugly that she scared her own shadow away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Warning: some are dirty

Yo mama!.!.!.!.
is like KFC, finger lickin good!.
is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!.
is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!.
is so high, angels have to look up to her!.
is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!.
is so crappy, dung beetles are in love with her!.
is so stupid, she thought the Macarena was a type of Mexican food!.
is so stupid, she thought prostate was an abbreviation for prostitution!.
is like Nike, let's do it!.
is so stupid, she thought a leap year was a jumping calendar!.

etc!.

You can find more Yo Mama jokes if you search on google!.
Some are old, some are original!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma's so lonely, her imaginary friend dumped her!.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket across lake Michigan!.

Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbitting around her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's so ugly that if she entered in an ugly contest, they would turn her away because they don't accept professionals!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so stupid if i gave her a penny for her thoughts i would get change

yo momma so clumsy she could get tangled in a cordless phoneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "We are family,I got all my sisters with me!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://www!.ahajokes!.com/yo_mama_jokes!.ht!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama jokes are the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is so fat she stinksWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat!. when she jumped out for joy, she got stuck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mamma so stupid!.!.!.she threw a ball at the floor and missed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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