Joke..You think you and I are suffering from this condition??!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A!.A!.A!.D!.D -
>Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder!.
>This is how it manifests:
>
>I decide to water my garden!.
>
>As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
>I look over at my car and decide it needs washing!.
>
>As I start toward the garage,
>I notice mail on the porch table that
>I brought up from the mail box earlier!.
>
>I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car!.
>
>I lay my car keys on the table,
>put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
>and notice that the can is full!.
>
>So, I decide to put the bills back
>on the table and take out the garbage first!.
>
>But then I think,
>since I'm going to be near the mailbox
>when I take out the garbage anyway,
>I may as well pay the bills first!.
>
>I take my check book off the table,
>and see that there is only one check left!.
>
>My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
>so I go inside the house to my desk where
>I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking!.
>
>I'm going to look for my checks,
>but first I need to push the Coke aside
>so that I don 't accidentally knock it over!.
>
>The Coke is getting warm,
>and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold!.
>
>As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
>a vase of flowers on the counter
>catches my eye--they need water!.
>
>I put the Coke on the counter and
>discover my reading glasses that
>I've been searching for all morning!.
>
>I decide I better put them back on my desk,
>but first I'm going to water the flowers!.
>
>I set the glasses back down on the counter,
>fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote!.
>Someone left it on the kitchen table!.
>
>I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
>I'll be looking for the remote,
>but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
>so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
>but first I'll water the flowers!.
>
>I pour some water in the flowers,
>but quite a bit of it spills on the floor!.
>
>So, I set the remote back on the table,
>get some towels and wipe up the spill!.
>
>Then, I head down the hall trying to
>remember what I was planning to do!.
>
>At the end of the day:
>
>the car isn't washed
>
>the bills aren't paid
>
>there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
>
>the flowers don 't have enough water,
>
>there is still only 1 check in my check book,
>
>I can't find the remote,
>
>I can't find my glasses,
>
>and I don 't remember what I did with the car keys!.
>
>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got don e today,
>I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
>and I'm really tired!.
>
>I realize this is a serious problem,
>and I'll try to get some help for it,
>but first I'll check my e-mail!.!.!.!.
>
>Do me a favor!.
>Forward this message to everyone you know,
>because I don 't remember who the hell I've sent it to!.
>
>Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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