How many animals did moses bring on his ark?!
Question: How many animals did moses bring on his ark!?
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you guys dont get it that is the joke, none noah had an ark is the punch lineWww@Enter-QA@Com
Moses had two cherubim on his ark!.
Exo 25:16 And thou shalt put into the ark the testimony which I shall give thee!.
Exo 25:17 And thou shalt make a mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the breadth thereof!.
Exo 25:18 And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat!.
Exo 25:19 And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on the other end: even of the mercy seat shall ye make the cherubims on the two ends thereof!.
Exo 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth their wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces shall look one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be!.
Exo 25:21 And thou shalt put the mercy seat above upon the ark; and in the ark thou shalt put the testimony that I shall give thee!.
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Exo 25:16 And thou shalt put into the ark the testimony which I shall give thee!.
Exo 25:17 And thou shalt make a mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the breadth thereof!.
Exo 25:18 And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat!.
Exo 25:19 And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on the other end: even of the mercy seat shall ye make the cherubims on the two ends thereof!.
Exo 25:20 And the cherubims shall stretch forth their wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces shall look one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be!.
Exo 25:21 And thou shalt put the mercy seat above upon the ark; and in the ark thou shalt put the testimony that I shall give thee!.
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Funny! My grandma read her Bible everyday, and yet I got her on this one EVERY time, because I always started out by emphasizing the part that said "how many animals of each kind"!. I said it real slow, and she was so anxiously waiting for me to finish the question so she could give the answer that she already knew, that she never heard me say the name "Moses"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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umm!.!.!.sweetie, i dont know what church you go to, but Noah is the one with the ark!.!.!.!.and he brought two of everykind that existed at that time! Moses is the one who went to Pharaoh and said 'let my people go!.!.!.'!
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EDIT: now i feel retarded cuz i see that its a Jokes&Riddle question, not really a biblical one!.!.!.!.LOL, its actually kinda funny!!! u threw many people off!!! good job!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
umm!.!.!.sweetie, i dont know what church you go to, but Noah is the one with the ark!.!.!.!.and he brought two of everykind that existed at that time! Moses is the one who went to Pharaoh and said 'let my people go!.!.!.'!
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EDIT: now i feel retarded cuz i see that its a Jokes&Riddle question, not really a biblical one!.!.!.!.LOL, its actually kinda funny!!! u threw many people off!!! good job!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You Need to Read The Bible More!.!. haha =]
It's Noah
And Umm How many animals!?!?
Go read the encyclopedia And count the animalsWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's Noah
And Umm How many animals!?!?
Go read the encyclopedia And count the animalsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Moses built an ark also !?
Looks like the whole world has no idea but you !
I know that Noeha brought 2 of each animal , but hey that was Noeha not Moses!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Looks like the whole world has no idea but you !
I know that Noeha brought 2 of each animal , but hey that was Noeha not Moses!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i guess in this bright world people don't realize words or names are usually mixed up in a riddle purposely!. i thought it was good though,lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1, man, cause the lions ate all the weak animals and man was hungry and ran out of mars bars so they ate the lionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
None!.Its a fairy tale just like Jesus,God,Allah,Honest elections,ect!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two of every kind!!!
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I bet you it was really stinky on the arch!.
Wait, that wasn't moses, that was NOAH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I bet you it was really stinky on the arch!.
Wait, that wasn't moses, that was NOAH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noah:
Two of every kind!. How many species was on the earth at the time!? Nobody really knows!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two of every kind!. How many species was on the earth at the time!? Nobody really knows!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Noah brought 1,316 animals on board!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I don't know about Moses!.!.he came along later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He just parted the sea for awhile when the world flooded!.!.He didn't need an arkWww@Enter-QA@Com
um two of every animal and by the way have you read the bible before!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
noah!
two of every kinda
(male and female)
lol ahahhahaahha nice joke;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
two of every kinda
(male and female)
lol ahahhahaahha nice joke;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was noah and I have no clue!. TO MANY TO COUNT!. We'll not really, but Im no animal expert!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was noah by the way but he brought two or more of each kind of animalsWww@Enter-QA@Com
He brought 2 {male and female} of EVERY species!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A male and A female of every animalWww@Enter-QA@Com
none, noah had the ark, moses just had tablets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
None- Moses didnt bring any Noah Did =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
noah built the ark goober!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mosses didnt bring any it was noah duh
thanx for the pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanx for the pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Moses didn"t have a ark Noah didWww@Enter-QA@Com
Moses didn't have an ark!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
moses didn't have an ark, Noah did my friend!. nice try though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not enough!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
alotWww@Enter-QA@Com
zeroWww@Enter-QA@Com
Moses did NOT have the arc NOAH did!.!.!.!.lol so 0!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was noah duh not mosesWww@Enter-QA@Com