Reasons not to mess with children.?!
Question: Reasons not to mess with children!.!?
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
> human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was
> very small!.
>
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
>
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> human; it was physically impossible!.
>
> The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah!.'
>
> The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell!?'
>
> The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
> human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was
> very small!.
>
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
>
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
> human; it was physically impossible!.
>
> The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah!.'
>
> The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell!?'
>
> The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hillarious! ill use that sometime!Www@Enter-QA@Com
one day, a preacher asked some children:
if i sold my house, my car, and my tv, and gave the money 2 the church, wud i get in2 heaven!?
NO!, the children replied!.
well, if i mowed the lawn of the church every day and washed the cars, wud i get in2 heaven!?, he asked!.
NO!, the children said!.
wat if i loved my wife and kids very much and spent a lot of time w/ them!? then wud i get in2 heaven!?, the preacher tried again!.
NO!, the children answered 4 the 3rd time!.
then how do i get in2 heaven!?, the preacher asked, confused!.
YOU GOTTA B DEAD!, shouted a little boy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i sold my house, my car, and my tv, and gave the money 2 the church, wud i get in2 heaven!?
NO!, the children replied!.
well, if i mowed the lawn of the church every day and washed the cars, wud i get in2 heaven!?, he asked!.
NO!, the children said!.
wat if i loved my wife and kids very much and spent a lot of time w/ them!? then wud i get in2 heaven!?, the preacher tried again!.
NO!, the children answered 4 the 3rd time!.
then how do i get in2 heaven!?, the preacher asked, confused!.
YOU GOTTA B DEAD!, shouted a little boy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that a fundamentalist joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A ha! A ha ha! A ha ha ha! A ha ha ha ha! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha v good,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA! omg that's too great! i love kidsWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol *huge grin*Www@Enter-QA@Com