JOKE or is this the way a mammogram should be??!
Question: JOKE or is this the way a mammogram should be!?!?
This makes you appreciate anyone who has finally had enough of Doctors etc!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM I actually kept my
mammogram appointment!. I was met with, 'Hi! I'm Belinda!' This perky
clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side
and crooned, 'All I need you to do is step into this room right here,
strip to the waist, then slip on this gown!. Everything clear!? '
I'm thinking, 'Belinda, try decaf!. This ain't rocket science!.'
Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors!. With the right
side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said,
'Hmmmm!. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get
everything!?'
Fine, I answered!. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not
use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off!? My
body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob
wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard,
then felt a zap! Complete darkness and the power went off!
'Oh, maintenance is working!. Bet they hit a snag!.' Belinda headed for
the door!.
'Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you!?' I
shouted!.
Belinda kept going and said, 'Oh, you fussy puppy!.!.!. the door's wide
open so you'll have the emergency hall lights!. I'll be right back!.'
Before I could shout 'NOOOO!' she disappeared!. And that's exactly how
Bubba and Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire, found me, half-naked and
part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed
between glass!
After exchanging polite 'Hi, how's it going' type greetings, Bubba (or
possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was
off!.
Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calm as possible
'Uh, yes, yes I did thanks!.'!
'You bet, take care' Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I' d
been standing in the line at the grocery store!.
Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin and making
no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, 'Oh I am sooo sorry!'
The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I
went to lunch!. Are we upset!?'
And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the
clamps!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
LMAO!.!.!.
oh yes!.!.!. she was released by a jury of her peers at her
trial!.!.!. found not guilty!.!.!.justifiable homicide!.!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM I actually kept my
mammogram appointment!. I was met with, 'Hi! I'm Belinda!' This perky
clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side
and crooned, 'All I need you to do is step into this room right here,
strip to the waist, then slip on this gown!. Everything clear!? '
I'm thinking, 'Belinda, try decaf!. This ain't rocket science!.'
Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors!. With the right
side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said,
'Hmmmm!. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get
everything!?'
Fine, I answered!. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not
use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off!? My
body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob
wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard,
then felt a zap! Complete darkness and the power went off!
'Oh, maintenance is working!. Bet they hit a snag!.' Belinda headed for
the door!.
'Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you!?' I
shouted!.
Belinda kept going and said, 'Oh, you fussy puppy!.!.!. the door's wide
open so you'll have the emergency hall lights!. I'll be right back!.'
Before I could shout 'NOOOO!' she disappeared!. And that's exactly how
Bubba and Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire, found me, half-naked and
part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed
between glass!
After exchanging polite 'Hi, how's it going' type greetings, Bubba (or
possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was
off!.
Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calm as possible
'Uh, yes, yes I did thanks!.'!
'You bet, take care' Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I' d
been standing in the line at the grocery store!.
Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin and making
no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, 'Oh I am sooo sorry!'
The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I
went to lunch!. Are we upset!?'
And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the
clamps!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
LMAO!.!.!.
oh yes!.!.!. she was released by a jury of her peers at her
trial!.!.!. found not guilty!.!.!.justifiable homicide!.!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
if i was in that situation i would also put that bI@@ch in that vice!. it was funny but my boobs hurt just reading about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just had a mammagram last week and they are painful, contrary to what they tell you!. It is torture, and fortunately, the power has never gone off during the time i was clamped down!. Hope it was a joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
UMM YEAH I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING EXCEPT I WOULDN'T HAVE WENT TO THE DOCTOR KNOWING THE POWER WAS DOWNWww@Enter-QA@Com
never had a mammogram!. that kinda freaked me out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would never treat a woman in such a way!.!.!.i suggest next time your due for a checkup!.!.!.fly over here and ile do one manually!.!.!.!.!.free of charge!.!.of course!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my God! Did that really happen!?Www@Enter-QA@Com