House cleaning tips?!
Question: House cleaning tips!?
1!. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside!.
2!. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!
3!. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog!.
4!. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy!.
5!. Never make fried chicken in the nude!.
6!. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner!.
7!. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again!.
8!. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger!.
9!. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!.
10!. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!.
11!. Simplify!.!.!. hire a maid!.
12: My second favourite household chore is ironing!. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint!.
13!. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on!.
14!. I am a marvellous housekeeper!. Every time I leave a man I keep his house!.
15!. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere!. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, "What!? And spoil the mood!?"
16!. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date!.
17!. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes!.!.!."
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2!. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!
3!. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog!.
4!. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy!.
5!. Never make fried chicken in the nude!.
6!. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner!.
7!. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again!.
8!. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger!.
9!. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance!.
10!. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!.
11!. Simplify!.!.!. hire a maid!.
12: My second favourite household chore is ironing!. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint!.
13!. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on!.
14!. I am a marvellous housekeeper!. Every time I leave a man I keep his house!.
15!. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere!. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, "What!? And spoil the mood!?"
16!. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date!.
17!. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes!.!.!."
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4!. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy!.
6!. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner!.
11!. Simplify!.!.!. hire a maid!.
14!. I am a marvellous housekeeper!. Every time I leave a man I keep his house!.
LOL'd at them so hard!.!.!.okie, have a star again!.!.^ ^Www@Enter-QA@Com
6!. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner!.
11!. Simplify!.!.!. hire a maid!.
14!. I am a marvellous housekeeper!. Every time I leave a man I keep his house!.
LOL'd at them so hard!.!.!.okie, have a star again!.!.^ ^Www@Enter-QA@Com
lololololol, i laughed really hard while i was reading this!. and to number 3, i say, ain't nothing cleaner than a hounds tooth! and number 16, you may touch my dust, but you may NOT write in it!!! remember these rules, and you're golden!. have a star!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.
Thanx!.!.!.!.!.!.I need all the tips I can get!.!.!.
Too much work for me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'm going back to bed!.!.!.!.
Maybe I'll clean house tomorrow!.!.!.
( I've been saying that for a week now )
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Thanx!.!.!.!.!.!.I need all the tips I can get!.!.!.
Too much work for me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'm going back to bed!.!.!.!.
Maybe I'll clean house tomorrow!.!.!.
( I've been saying that for a week now )
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Very nice! Had me rolling!. Oh and #5, most definitely! Ouch big time if you did!!!! I shall pass these on to fellow housecleaners; terms to live by!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK the next time I am asked to vacuum, I am using # 13!. I love it!. Good job on this!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO excellent! *star* :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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*grin* Learned #5 the hard way!.!.!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice!! i will try 11 :DWww@Enter-QA@Com