Things not to do when you get pulled over?!


Question: Things not to do when you get pulled over!?
1!. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol!?"

2!. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race!.

3!. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf!.

4!. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to!.!.!.!.!.!.

5!. Ask if you can see his gun!.

6!. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger!.

7!. Touch him!.

8!. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat!.

9!. Ask him where he bought his cool hat!.

10!. Refer to him by his first name!.

11!. Pretend you are gay and ask him out!.

12!. When he says no, cry!.

13!. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment!.

14!. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way!.

15!. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood!.

16!. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hey 2 bad i didnt see this b4 i got pulled over!.!.!.ill print it and keep it in my glove box in the car!.!.!.thats excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Another version of #4 that I like is when asked if you knew how fast you were going respod with "Holy Heck NO!. At that speed you do not take your eyes off the road!"

You also should never say that you were on your way to his house and ask him when his shift is over because his wife did not know for sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Funny,

I like this one most:
4!. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!
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How about obeying the rules and not getting stopped in the first place!?

Saves a lot of trouble!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license!?
Driver: I don't have one!. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI!.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle!?
Driver: It's not my car!. I stole it!.

Officer: The car is stolen!?
Driver: That's right!. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there!.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box!?
Driver: Yes sir!. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk!.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!?!!?!!?
Driver: Yes, sir!.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain!. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license!?
Driver: Sure!. Here it is!.

It was valid!.

Captain: Who's car is this!?

Driver: It's mine, officer!. Here's the owner's card!.

The driver owned the car!.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it!?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it!.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box!.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk!? I was told you said there's a body in it!.

Driver: No problem!.

Trunk is opened; no body!.

Captain: I don't understand it!. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk!.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s!.o!.b!. told you I was speeding, too!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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