Funny Classified Ads?!
Question: Funny Classified Ads!?
-Auto Repair Service!. Free pick-up and delivery!. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again!.
-Our experienced Mom will care for your child!. Fenced yard, -meals, and smacks included!.
-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children!.
-Man wanted to work in dynamite factory!. Must be willing to travel!.
-Stock up and save!. Limit: one!.
-Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
-3 year old teacher needed for pre-school!. Experience preferred!.
-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating!.
-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion!. Blue Cross and salary!.
-Dinner Special -- Turkey $2!.35; Chicken or Beef $2!.25; Children $2!.00
-For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers!.
-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too!.
-We do not tear your clothing with machinery!. We do it carefully by hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Our experienced Mom will care for your child!. Fenced yard, -meals, and smacks included!.
-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children!.
-Man wanted to work in dynamite factory!. Must be willing to travel!.
-Stock up and save!. Limit: one!.
-Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
-3 year old teacher needed for pre-school!. Experience preferred!.
-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating!.
-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion!. Blue Cross and salary!.
-Dinner Special -- Turkey $2!.35; Chicken or Beef $2!.25; Children $2!.00
-For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers!.
-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too!.
-We do not tear your clothing with machinery!. We do it carefully by hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
have a star buddy!!
these are hillarious!.!.!.
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these are hillarious!.!.!.
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HILARIOUS!!!Loved the children ones, and the one with tearing your clothing!!Star for you!!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!!!Loved the children ones, and the one with tearing your clothing!!Star for you!!:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol good ones, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com