Good comebacks??!


Question: Good comebacks!?!?
hey i need some good comebacks when this jerk at my school just says, "you're an idiot!."
and i need good comebacks to when he flicks me off!. cuz after he gives me the finger, i just stand there not daring to say anything cuz i know it'll end up sounding retarded!.
thanks so much!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
What a jerkoff >:(
Honestly he is such a loser! I hate immature people like that!.!.

Tell EVERYONE that he asked you out last year, but you said no cause you secretly thought he was a freak, and hes hated you ever since!. And that he doesn't even mention it anymore cause he got so shamed out when you rejected him (in case people ask him and he denies it) Lol!.

personally!.!. if he talked to me like that!.!. I'd turn straight around and shout "I'm an IDIOT!? You LOSER! What kind of effing insult is that you stupid freak!?! Think up something more intelligent sounding, you neanderthal! Stop trying to look cool in front of your friends, you little try hard! YOU'RE SO LAME!"
And just some shizz like that!.!. Cause I have quite a loud voice so it works well [:Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ask him how tall he is when he answers say i didnt know they stacked s**t that high!.

call him a trogulardright it means cave man he probley wont know what you mean!.

Look down and tell him his epidermis is showing it means hair so it is true!. (in less he is balud)

is his family poor if so crack por jokes like how do you go all shearing the same bed and crap like that it is easy to **** sture someone i love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when he calls you an idiot say"well it is a step up from you"

or

when he flips you off say "don't use that finger to much,you boy friend will want to use it"

or

if he ever calls you guys then you say"what like you face or your making"Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHEN HE FLICKS YOU OFF SAY!.!.!.!.
OH THATS WHERE YOUR FINGER IS I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL UP YOUR MOTHERS *SS
WHEN HE CALLS YOU AND IDIOT SAY!.!.!.
NO YOUR MOMMA IS SHE TOOK HOME THE AFTERBIRTH INSTEAD OF THE BABY!.
OR JUST A PLAIN!.!.!.!.!.
ARE YOU MAD BECAUSE I DON'T DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HOMOS LIKE YOU!.
GOOD LUCKWww@Enter-QA@Com

your an idiot!. well thank you,Iv been trying to get my impersonation of you down pat!.
Or, your an idiot,;You must of been up all night looking in the mirror practicing how to say that!.
Hope these help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wait until he/she gives you the "finger" and ask,"where did the corn and peanuts on that finger come from!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

if someone said your an idiot!.
just say back your mums an idiot!
it as easy as that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ummmmm try your so ugly when you went to the ugly contest the judges said sorry no professionalsWww@Enter-QA@Com

yamumWww@Enter-QA@Com

you could always say "takes one to know one"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ur faceWww@Enter-QA@Com



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