Little Johnny Jokes?!


Question: Little Johnny Jokes!?
Anyone know any good little johnny jokes!?
I've seen three really funny ones on here this morning and i liked them!.
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Thanks!

I'll thumbs up all of you,
and person with funniest joke or the most jokes gets 10+ points [thumbs ups]!.
I'll have my friend thumbs up you too:]
lol!.


THANKS!
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Answers:
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "sh*t" meant!.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table"!.

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a b*tch" mean!.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest"!.

Next day he comes home a asks what does "f*ckin'" mean!. She says it means "getting dressed"!.

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner!. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring!.

He yells "got it"!. He opens the door and says "Hey son of a b*tch, sh*ts on the table and mom and dad are upstairs f*ckin'"!.

can't fit them all on the page, so here are some links

http://www!.thejokeyard!.com/little_johnny!.!.!.

http://www!.thejokeyard!.com/little_johnny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.

Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.

Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"

Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."

The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!


Little Johnny’s in class one day, and the teacher calls on students to name things that are not good to put in their mouths!. Little Johnny raises his hand, and the teacher calls on him!. "A lit light bulb," he says!. The teacher says, "Well, you’re right, but do you know why it’s not good for you!?" Little Johnny says, "No, I don’t know why, but my mom always tell my dad, ’Turn the light off before you put it in my mouth!’"

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate!.’

Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a ten!!!"


Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ’Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word!?’

Little Johnny waves his hand, ’Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!’

Miss Rogers:’All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word!?’

Little Johnny says, ’Mas-tur-bate!.’

Miss Rogers smiles and says, ’Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful!.’

Little Johnny says, ’No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a *******"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Little Johnny is at home doing his Math homework!.

Little Johnny!.!.!. "Two plus five the son of a bit(ch) is seven!. Three plus six the son of a bit(ch) is nine"!.

At that moment, his mother comes in!.

Mother: "Johnny, what are you doing!? Why are you saying that!?"

Little Johnny!.!.!.!. "I'm doing my Math homework, mom"!.

Mother: "And is that what your teacher taught you!?"

Little Johnny!.!.!.!.: "Yes"

Next day, the mother, worried about the education his son is receiving, goes to school to talk to his teacher!.

Mother: "I would like to know what you are teaching my son in Math!?

Teacher: "Oh, sure!. We are learning addition problems!."

Mother: "And!.!.!. are you teaching them to say two plus two the son of a bit(ch) is four!?"

Teacher: "No way!. What I taught them was two plus two THE SUM OF WHICH IS four!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom!." she said no!.

Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom!."She said "no not with that mouth!."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's!.frontwords and backwords

He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u!.!.!.

Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f!.!.!.

Then she said "Where is the p!."

Lil Johny said "Running down my leg!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

OOOO! Try ebaumsworld!.com in the jokes section (obviously) ummm lotsofjokes!.com has a bit, and umm netfunny!.com i think has some lol I don't really feel like actually typing any, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com



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